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George W. Bush. Great player, on the court. Balls hard, dunks hard, punches hard. But what about off the field? Can he commit to his wife as well as he commits to his team? We resolved to find out. We decided to interview his secretary.
"Mr. Bush has been nothing but polite to me, and frankly, I'm offended that you'd ask me that"
-Secretary
Well, that answer raised a few red flags! Why would she be so offended if she had nothing to hide? She could just be mad at us asking her a personal question (in fact that's probably it) but maybe it's because we are getting somehwere! We tried to ask Bush's wife, but all our reporter got for his trouble was a shattered femur and a bruised ego. Our only remaining line of investigation was to ask the man himself. With the dramatic potential for a heartfelt confession, we wasted no time in tracking down the star and posing him the question that we were all dying to know.
"Naw"
-George W. Bush
Bush: Loving husband, or high-rolling player in the home as well as the court? That, dear reader, is for you to decide.