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Kidnapped parents. Arsenic coated cleats. On-court foaming at the mouth. If you're a dedicated fan, these things probably immediately bring to mind classic points in the game of Ball. Maybe it was the 2007 Castro Kidnapping. Maybe it was the day that 'Mad Dog' Charles got his nickname after a particularly nasty neck kick from Roger 'the Alchemist' Bacon. Whatever it was, it must have been really cool. Unfortunately for you, dear reader, some some bigwigs have been making a fuss about the perceived lack of regulation in our beloved league. Things like kidnapping family
members of enemy players, and crafting that perfect neurotoxin to give yourself an edge are part of the game, and are here to stay. If players don't like it, then they should have built up an immunity to common poisons through dosing their cereal every day like anyone else, or they should have pretended that they hate for their family by beating them savagely in public. Not that we've heard any actual players complaining. Maybe these bigwig lawyers are getting overheated from all the sun that their powdered hairpieces are soaking up?some some bigwigs have been making a fuss about the perceived lack of regulation in our beloved league
-myself