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The Kims: A Family Legacy?

Kim. Immediately, you probably thought of Kim Jong-il, famous for racking up a lot of points despite his small stature and inability to dunk. Perhaps you recalled Kim Jong-Un, his dynamic teammate and son, unrivaled in his savagery. In any case, we here at Ballin news are willing to bet that you didn't spare a though for Kim Ding-dong. Ding-dong is a disntat relative of theirs, but he used to practice daily with his two relatives, as well as enjoying a close personal bond with this dynamic father-son duo. Yet, Ding-dong never enjoyed much success in the big league, or much

fit and sexy as the Kim duo may be, they never held a candle to Ding-dong.

attention as a celebrity. He still spends his days playing street games, and multilating teammates over dropped passes and stolen nutri-puff bars. Nutri-puff: So delicious, you could die. But does anyone really know why Ding-dong never knew the success of his more popular relatives? Truth is, fit and sexy as the Kim duo may be, they never held a candle to Ding-dong. Rumors are just now surfacing that Kim-Jong-il's wife, Gertrude, paid an unnamed hitman $50,000 to shorten Din-dong's legs using a belt sander. Now, we at Ballin news are not saying that this actually happened, or that it is actually possible to shorten someone's legs like that, but it probably hurt a lot anyways. In fact, that could be the source of Ding-dong's famous scarred feet. Like a woman wearing a low-cut dress, we leave the rest to the imagination, and you, viewer.