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Hitler's leg is healing, his fingers have been reattatched, and he can almost breathe without assistance. Is his return to the sport imminent?
Some are speculating that Castro's recent slip in the ranking is due to neglecting his daily testosterone injections. Find out more!
Bush probably isnt actually having an affair, but we wrote an article speculating about it anyways! Click here to find out more!
A brief look at the Kims and their lesser known relative Kim Ding-dong
A small group of lawyers are demanding changes to the game, including banning poisoned shoe spikes, kidnapping of family members, and bribes over $5000. Are these bearecrats going too far in the name of safety?
A recap of the classic 2014 season by our best sports writer, Hurricane Harry.